Get set for an extended visit to Malibu’s most happening beach house with the Complete Seasons One through Twelve of the second-longest-running live-action sitcom in TV history, Two and a Half Men. Join brothers Charlie and Alan Harper, their estranged (and strange) kids Jenny and Jake, gazillionaire Walden Schmidt and housekeeper Berta for twelve years of hilarious hijinks with bad boys, funny men, gorgeous girls, celebrity neighbors, sexy stalkers, eccentric parents and more.
| Title | Time | Price | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot | 22:57 | Season Only | |
| 2 | Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards | 21:37 | Season Only | |
| 3 | Season 1, Episode 3: Go East On Sunset U | 21:33 | Season Only | |
| 4 | Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My | 21:37 | Season Only | |
| 5 | Season 1, Episode 5: Last Thing You Want | 18:38 | Season Only | |
| 6 | Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with | 20:57 | Season Only | |
| 7 | Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Eithe | 21:28 | Season Only | |
| 8 | Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little | 19:02 | Season Only | |
| 9 | Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One Complete | 21:08 | Season Only | |
| 10 | Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving | 21:07 | Season Only | |
| 11 | Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper Fronti | 20:28 | Season Only | |
| 12 | Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and | 20:53 | Season Only | |
| 13 | Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Al | 20:48 | Season Only | |
| 14 | Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hye | 20:46 | Season Only | |
| 15 | Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the H | 21:23 | Season Only | |
| 16 | Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva Al | 21:30 | Season Only | |
| 17 | Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers | 19:59 | Season Only | |
| 18 | Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with | 21:13 | Season Only | |
| 19 | Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coa | 19:13 | Season Only | |
| 20 | Season 1, Episode 20: Hey I Can Pee Outs | 21:19 | Season Only | |
| 21 | Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing No Wow | 21:25 | Season Only | |
| 22 | Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Co | 20:51 | Season Only | |
| 23 | Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo | 21:06 | Season Only | |
| 24 | Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Fi | 21:36 | Season Only | |
| 25 | Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppi | 21:19 | Season Only | |
| 26 | Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic | 21:34 | Season Only | |
| 27 | Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea | 20:18 | Season Only | |
| 28 | Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra | 21:33 | Season Only | |
| 29 | Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the C | 21:31 | Season Only | |
| 30 | Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Health | 21:36 | Season Only | |
| 31 | Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterh | 21:32 | Season Only | |
| 32 | Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and th | 21:34 | Season Only | |
| 33 | Season 2, Episode 9: Yes Monsignor | 22:06 | Season Only | |
| 34 | Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under M | 21:23 | Season Only | |
| 35 | Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See | 21:40 | Season Only | |
| 36 | Season 2, Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan | 21:36 | Season Only | |
| 37 | Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wloso | 20:55 | Season Only | |
| 38 | Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Thi | 21:37 | Season Only | |
| 39 | Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella | 21:26 | Season Only | |
| 40 | Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human | 21:29 | Season Only | |
| 41 | Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo a Hernia E | 21:28 | Season Only | |
| 42 | Season 2, Episode 18: It Was 'Mame' Mom | 21:37 | Season Only | |
| 43 | Season 2, Episode 19: A Low Guttural Ton | 21:37 | Season Only | |
| 44 | Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a | 21:36 | Season Only | |
| 45 | Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crot | 21:01 | Season Only | |
| 46 | Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag | 21:33 | Season Only | |
| 47 | Season 2, Episode 23: Squab Squab Squab | 20:53 | Season Only | |
| 48 | Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Fu | 20:42 | Season Only | |
| 49 | Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok | 22:03 | Season Only | |
| 50 | Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher | 22:03 | Season Only |
